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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

your face

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