- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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