- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

The holocaust

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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