Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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Anti Joke

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