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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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