- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What's your blood type? Red.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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