Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

A fat guy!

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

European on my shoes, buddy.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

the WNBA

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

batman has diarrhea

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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