- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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