- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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