- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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