How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

your no better than a cockroach

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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