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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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