- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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