Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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