- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

your skull would make a nice pen holder

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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