- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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