- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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