- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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