- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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