- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

u know whats a crime? rape

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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