- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

whats green and lives in the water

Whats the defination of cruelty

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

i like it in the mouth

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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