Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

ask me if im a door yes

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

black people

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Anti Joke

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