- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Barack Obama is a good president.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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