Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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Anti Joke

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