- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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