- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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