Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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