- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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