- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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