Whose your daddy? Not me

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

a man walked into a bar and said ow

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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