- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

j.p. is dumb

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