what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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