- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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