- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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