- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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