- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

So these two girls have a cup .

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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