Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Ready for something funny? nothing

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Cliterus

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

WNBA

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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