- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

SHUT UP JP

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Who wants water? I do.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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