How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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ask me if im a door yes

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nothing

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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