- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

anti jokes are really funny

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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