- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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