What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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