- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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