What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Anti Joke

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