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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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identical jokes get different votes.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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