How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Male leadership.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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