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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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