why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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