- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Women's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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