- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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