- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why was the man sad His got raped

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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