Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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