What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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A man walks into a bar with his dog. He orders 14 shots and proceeds to drink. For each shot he takes, he feeds one to his dog, who accepts it willingly. The bartender says "Well I've never seen anything stranger. Why did you order 14 shots, and why are you giving half to your dog." "Well," says the man, "my 14 year old dog was diagnosed with a fatal heart condition. I cannot afford to put him down, so the shots should kill him." The dog then dies.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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