- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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