- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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