A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Anti Joke

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