- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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