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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Nero, sure you are okay?

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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