OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Your sex life.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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how do you win a game try your best

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Who is it?

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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