- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

I named my son ps2 controller

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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