Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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