- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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