- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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