roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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