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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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