If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Justin Bieber.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Your mom.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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