- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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