What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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