- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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