Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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