What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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